Friday, July 2, 2010

Things I know

-disposables are easier for me than cloth in the winter. There! I said it, and I feel so dirty.
-spirulina tablet + coughing child = phlegm a colour that makes you REALLY freak out for a moment before you remember said tablet
-just because you have cooked something nutritious and delicious doesn't mean it will get eaten by anyone other than yourself
-going back to body balance (a mix of yoga, tai chi and pilates)will remind you there are muscles you forgot existed.
-5 year olds find any sort of joke about farting or poo hilarious, actually so do almost 3 year olds, actually so does my husband.
-sniffing and cuddling an hours old baby will make you go cluck cluck cluck.
-being woken only once or twice a night by your 15 month old will make you forget all the clucking and thank your husband for having the snip.
-all the Twilight talk and grown women swooning over young men will have you rolling your eyes, and then you will realize you hypocrisy when you see the new Harry Potter trailer. Complete with an adult Rupert Grint....

10 comments:

katepickle said...

he he he poo jokes are ALWAYS funny!

Confessions of a Girl said...

you're last revelation mde my LOL, because i feel the exact.same.thing.

jonni said...

Oh yes, Rupert Grint.... *averts eyes* *blush*
And as for twilight: WHY Cedric WHY???!????!!??

Garden Pheenix said...

THAT was funny - especially the clucking being obliterated by sleep deprivation. Yes yes.

Also Twatlight? Gag. lol I was in the cinema with a friend recently and was acting like a smug twat myself with "tell me you don't like twilight". She was like uh no - then I asked the ticket man for tickets to twilight instead of Robin Hood.

I was like duuur and changed it and he wouldn't let it go with "Suuuure - you know you like it!"

shae said...

I *knew* I wasn't the only Rupert cougar!

Noel said...

As a male, I feel this objectification of... naah, it's not going to wash, is it?

Hands and Hearts said...

Sorry, I had to google Rupert what's his name. nNo, no, no say you don't mean it, lol at the cougar comment though.
Loving the number one comment, nodding in agreement :)

As for Twilight. Hmm, I still call him Cedrick, and would love to bring him hom for a good meal and take him out for some sunshine.

Moonwaves said...

LOL - I concur heartily on the Twilight/HP issue. I remember feeling distinctly like a bit of a dirty old woman (at all of 33) the first time RG appeared in a HP film looking all grown up!

Kestrel said...

You crack me up Shae, I need to do my own list.

ps Can't quite see Rupert or Robert doing it for me I'm afraid but I enable you on your cougardom...

shae said...

Apologies to Noel who stumbled into a room full of women objectifying men..... ;)

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